MARSHMALLOW FAMILY > RICE

Rice: YOU AND YOUR STRETCH MARK.
Marsh: your mom.
R: YOUR MOM'S STRETCH MARK.
M: MY MOM'S STRETCH MARKS ARE BIGGER AND BETTER THAN YOUR MOM'S. TAKE THAT. rice eater.
R: abalone eater.
M: :O Marshmallow family, ATTACK
R: Rice-eaters, ATTACK (Marshmallow family loses)
M: Obamallama uses super potion: Marshmallow family gains 50 hp
R: Rice-eaters absorb sunlight and get ready for epic solarbeam. Marshmallow family quivers in fear.
M: Marshmallow family uses dig. Rice-eaters slowly die from skin cancer.
R: Rice-eaters apply sunscreen and use earthquake. Marshmallow family is shot out into the air and gets hit with sunscreen.
M: wtf. YOU LOSE A TURN, CHEATER.
R: WHAT WHY.
M: CAUSE YOU WAS CHARGING UP FOR SOLARBEAM. YOU CAN'T JUST SHOVE AN EARTHQUAKE.
R: FINE.
M:Marshmallow family uses hot cocoa mix to disguise Rice-eaters as brown rice, then smuggles them out of the country with a mariachi band. Anti-illegal alien debaters Mengyu and Melissa rejoice.
R: (Solarbeam hits.) Debaters Mengyu and Melissa perish.
M: Mengyu and Melissa's bodies explode in a shower of nickels, burying two obnoxious debater boys. Marshmallow family and Rice-eaters look on.
R: Rice-eaters decide to spend the nickels on lottery tickets. They strike it rich and end up buying the rights to Marshmallow family. They make Marshmallow family wear moustaches, 24/7.
M: In the dead of the night, the Marshmallow family flee the tyranny of the Rice-eaters and float down the Amazon River. They meet a giant fish and, instead of fucking its brains out, follow it to a giant pink castle. Inside, they meet the great Lord Wujiang, who gives them the coveted Abalone of Wisdom.
R: Unfortunately for the Marshmallow family, the Abalone of Wisdom was three days past its expiration date. They are shipped back to the Rice-eaters, who sell them to a bandit of illegal Mexican immigrants. There, the Marshmallow family work as sock'em boppers.
M: Suddenly, God and his trusty sidekick Obama-duck intervenes. "What tom-foolery is this? What kind of crackpot nutjob writes 'bandit' instead of 'band'? And how can there be illegal Mexican immigrants if we're already in Mexico? YOUR WEENIE-NESS PROVES THAT THOU CAN ONLY BE THE SPAWN OF SATAN!" and thus the Rice-eaters were smited.
R: The Grammar God of Truth smacks down on the Marshmallow family for improper noun-verb usage. The Marshmallow family were thus smited as well.
M: The giant fish praises Allah for being spared.
R: Lord Wujiang sits on the giant fish by accident. LIKE A BOSS. Then he calls Deborah.
M: Wujiang gets rejected and shits on Deborah's desk
R: Wujiang gets arrested for leaving feces on corporate property. He cries deeply. Melissa also surrenders because she has French homework to do. Long live the Rice-eaters.
M: Marshmallow family REPRESENT.